Bakers Dozen

Bakers Dozen is a name growers give to different dessert-minded crosses, so there is no standard recipe. Most carry cookie-gelato ancestry with a spicy or gassy note, and the 'dozen' often refers to a pick of many phenotypes. Our record lists Cookies and Cream, Sunset Sherbet, Triple OG, Mint Chocolate Chip, Milk and Cookies and Rainbow Chip, which fits that dessert-forward theme.

It is a hybrid at 17.13% THC from a single reading. Beta-caryophyllene leads at 0.68%, then alpha-humulene at 0.41% and limonene at 0.39%. Flavor tags read nutty, earthy, spicy and sweet.

Effects are talkative, happy and calm, with dry eyes noted as a side effect. A caryophyllene-and-humulene lead is a spicy, woody pairing, which squares with the nutty and earthy tags and explains why it may smell more like toasted pastry than frosting. Pick it for a chatty, low-pressure evening.

Since the label can cover different crosses, ask for a recent lab report, keep eye drops handy if dryness bothers you, and start with a small portion.